Very Best Comical Quotes

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If this car is being driven courteously it's been stolen.
What did the scornful owl say? Twit twoo.
Q: Have you heard about the Irish abortion clinic? A: There's a 12-month waiting list.
Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is telling a lie by looking at his face? A: If his lips are moving, then he's lying.

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